The Giants are 0-3. Let’s enjoy it.
The Giants averaging 2.4 inches per dropback in the first half against Carolina is maybe my all-time favorite stat. http://t.co/vbUSZxfJUu
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 25, 2013
And some bad news for Eli. He’s got a serious case of Manning Face.
The veteran quarterback’s face has been locked in sustained Manning Face since midway through the third quarter on Sunday. He spent the night in a Charlotte hospital and will reportedly make the trip back to New York on Wednesday if his face doesn’t worsen.
“It’s scrunched up real good and his eyes are kind of crossed and he is breathing only through his mouth,” said wide receiver Victor Cruz. “I’ve seen his face stick like that for 15 minutes or so before. Even 30 minutes. But this is different. Obviously, Eli is in our thoughts and prayers.”
Funny stuff. Sports Pickle is The Onion for sports.
Yes, let’s get our laughs in now because we all know how Eli can shake off the seemingly worse outings for weeks and come in and shred our defense….assuming they find somebody to block for him.
Tommy, The Onion is also The Onion for sports:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/giants-nervous-they-might-actually-all-be-on-same,33988/