Evan Mathis: American Hero

PE.com has an excellent piece up on Evan Mathis and a recent appearance of his on the NFL Network.

“We went to your Twitter page to see what we could find,” Kriegel said, having dug up a tweet from October 18. “We found a picture of you, your wife and Selena Gomez with the caption, ‘My wives are so cute.’ So, could you explain, please?”

“There it is, looking good,” Mathis remarked with a smirk as the photo appeared on the screen. “That’s just me and two of my wives right there, just hanging out.”

“I thought that was illegal?!” Kriegel cried

“In some states it is, so I’ll just act like I’m from that state, right?” Mathis answered. “Look at me, ‘Sister Wives.’”

“How many others are there, since we’re coming clean right now?” Wyche asked.

“I’ll tell you later,” Mathis said (maybe) jokingly.

This raises the philosophical question…does PFF love Evan Mathis more than Evan Mathis loves Selena Gomez?

Consider that the modern equivalent of the Riddle of the Sphinx.

What a stud.

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